Ego see's no Gender

Just for the starters, people divide ego into many categories such as :

1. Female Ego
2. Male Ego
3. Kids Ego
4. Self Ego
5. ABCD Ego
6. Fuck You Ego
7. Get a life Ego

8. WTF ! EGO

9. I LOVE YOU EGO
10. who are you Ego

Awesome people are !!
So now that you have educated yourself and got a DEGREE in egoism , will tell you that EGO doesn’t see any gender / religion / species .. Its more over like God only , you believe , every one else believe but you really cant see it ;)
Clever thought hahahah :P

What exactly is it ? Is it a supernatural power that derives you that you are a fucking Superman or Rajnikanth..
Ego is almost like sperm , once it gets in , it gives birth to Arrogance … Both are powers my friend , trust me nothing to feel bad about it , if you don’t have a Ego or Arrogance .. you are a fucking looser man , i mean how do you even survive without it , smiling all the time , praising all the time, i would surely love to punch your smiling face and nudge you whenever you praise rather than getting jealous…. Its FAKE ;)

With great powers comes great responsibilities - by your friendly neighbor, the tight red costumed without G String ” Barbie Doll ” ohh sorry !! Spiderman…

You got Ego you fucking flaunt it , let people get jealous , let them say you are arrogant , you have attitude , Hell yeah Bitch … at least i don’t have to pretend to be loved my millions of people.. people love me because they know me , my pride , my Ego , my Arrogance …
Those who don’t , they will judge you , misunderstand you , misguide may be.. but who cares .. you love yourself , you tend or pretend to love others .. at the end its YOU ..
You only have to love yourself , no one else , they are all here for some favor or the other in return .. they don’t love you for who you are , they love you because they need you , they need your help , money , time , care , company but not you , only your presence .. But at the end darling , you are the Rock Star.. you love yourself for who you are , who you want to be , who you pretend to be , who you don’t want to be … you need your care , time , affection , company and your presence.

Why does it take a million years to come up to a woman you love and say it I LOVE YOU ? (its so fucking hard i tell you ) is it the Ego ( male ) ? is it fear ? is it that you want to feel special for once and make the other person feel special for the rest of the life .. yeah that’s Ego only , sorry i was confused :P Now , is it the Pride / Arrogance of a man that comes in between , that i am the dude !! why should i , the chick should come up to me ..
Same ways the CHICK ( who shops at ZARA & MANGO and still wants a simple guy with decent salary and love and care and blah blah blah .. Bull shit .. who the fuck is going to pay for your daily ZARA Excursions ) , she would have one answer ” ohh you know i am girl , why should i say “ ? where the fuck did they teach you this ? your mom told you? your school taught ? ohh one more killer arrogant egoistic statement they have to make ” if the guy doesnt have balls to propose to a girl then why should we waste our time ” ha ha Lady WE REALLY DONT NEED TO PROVE THAT WE HAVE BALLS ;)

If you fucking love the guy , cant you say it ? ohh sorry its the FEMALE educated sensible and have seen too much in life Ego which comes in between .. What if the guy is confused ? what if he needs more time to think and sort out his head ( You are not the only one with world’s problem because you are a woman and you get away with it so easily by saying ohh its just PMS .. ) yeah.. so where was i .. umm yeah the guy ( who is tortured by the family issues , the Girlfriend’s ZARA , MANGO confusions , the boxer and brief fights , the responsibility of handling himself first ) … the guy needs time to think and work things over and then you accuse him of not having balls .. poor thing. shame on you..he must be so devastated , though he might go in the washroom and check that does he really has balls :P see how traumatizing it is ..

I am not Defending or offending the either of the sexes as EGO is blind , i am just saying that use your Ego ( the superpower ) on other things , like torturing guys by playing mental games , ohh i m sorry you have mastered that .. may be you can try it with your family , but you don’t want to go against them ever and kill yourself , compromise your life for a belly buttoned big fat ass who has a Bentley and few gold chains up his ass.. its the ego that answers : he could not say it so i thought it was futile and i moved on …. Get a grip on yourself and then you say we are CONFUSED … its just EGO …. let it out use it for self esteem , morale boost , in work …

See i am so confused i contradicted myself i suppose :/ I am astonished now …
Enjoy and flaunt your EGO and spice of Arrogance ;)
If you can’t love yourself , you cant love others…
May the best HEAD win :P